Dear Caffeine, I'll just come right out and say it: it's over. I'm leaving you for Decaf. I think we'll both agree that this has been a long time coming.
See, this hasn't been a healthy relationship for quite some time. Sure, it was all picnics and roses in the beginning -- in fact, I felt like I couldn't live without you. But you've given me nothing but trouble for years, and I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize it. So I'm done. I'm out.
No more headaches, dizziness, or nausea! No more brain fog or jitters! You're bad news, Caffeine, and I've had enough. I've learned my lesson this time. We're through, for good.
Love,
Me
P.S. Ok, so I might see you occasionally when I'm hanging out with Chocolate. But don't get any ideas, mister!
1 comment:
Glad you finally saw the light. An intervention was next, ya know. Kidding!
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