Attention: fruit sticker manufacturers

Dear fruit sticker manufacturers of America:

I applaud your efforts to help a clueless populace correctly identify produce - for all I know, this is boosting fresh fruit and vegetable consumption all across the land, and that's truly commendable. But MUST YOU make stickers that leave sticky residue behind, tear off precious fruit skin, and get under my fingernails every time? See, I happen to really like plum skin, and I've yet to encounter a sticker that peels off easily without taking a chunk of yummy fruit with it. What gives?

love,
me